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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Chapter 19 of Dream of the Red Chamber reveals that Jia Baoyu has a habit of stealing and secretly eating other people’s lipstick. This is what I’ve decided to do with that information.
am I finally free
YEAHHHHH ok. I need to post about this but uh. Tumblr has a very fun glitch! If you press R ONCE on the desktop ver of the site, it will reblog the focused post instantly, no tag editing or blog selection. it may accidentally post it a couple more times , but that’s it.
however. if you fucking hold R? it’ll reblog the post instantly too, but MULTIPLE TIMES INSTANTLY. like I hit post limit bc I thought it wasn’t actually reblogging the post. I only held the r button for a solit 10 seconds for it to reblog that post 200+ TIMES. my big ass mistake
either use or abuse it is up to you, but I reported it to Tumblr bc holy fuck dude. that’s too much instant power
Tumblr Support just said this is a feature, not a glitch.
holy SHIT
I leave tumblr for a month holy shit all my notifs are pornbots
bunnygirlboyboobs-deactivated20:
if a computergirl was transgender would she go on CRT
component replacement therapy (they are upgrading her GPU (girl processing unit))
Just upgraded to 64mb of RAM (Really Awesome Milkers)
in my discord server there’s a channel called “normal guy discussion” and the gist of it is you have to roleplay being a normal, everyday cishet guy who has never used any other apps aside from facebook and he loves grilling and sports and marvel and minion memes and everyone else has to be that guy as well, and if you break character even slightly everyone dogpiles you with “That isnt normal. Delete your post now.”
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
date of origin: December 21st, 2012
2012 did so much heavy lifting for the culture of this website
happy 10-year anniversary to Spiders Georg
*gets horny thinking about taco bell*
HAHAH ISMAEL THIS IS YOU OMFG IM CRYING
who the fuck is ismael
date of origin: February 9th, 2013
they should invent a new constellation and call it the big sniffer
what would it look like
like this maybe
lokh:
[image description: a digital drawing of a slightly bloodied and bruised zagreus from the hades video game, grinning and shooting a peace sign. text is superimposed on the top and bottom, reading ‘its not murder if they don’t stay dead’. end description]
zag has a funny way of proving to tis that hes not a murderer (murdering her). i HAVE to wonder what his definition of murder is. also two birds one stone trans zag agenda